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I have a full proof plan on getting ALL of Santa's Toys this year. As he squeezes his big butt out of my fireplace, I'm gonna turn on all the Christmas lights and have my three Cats do the Can-Can dance (it's the only dance they know besides the Chicken Dance). Then all I have to do is sneak up to the roof wearing my sexy Reindeer outfit to distract those giant flying rats that pull his sleigh and grab Santa's toy sack.
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It didn't work. Santa crashed down the chimney and rolled across my floor sending soot everywhere. As the Christmas Lights lit up, the first cat kept sleeping, the second decided to lick himself and the third one just sat there farting the whole time. Santa wouldn't even look at them. To make matters worse, I got molested by eight tiny reindeer and then they chucked me off the roof.
Sunday, December 22, 2013
Distracting Santa #Flickr12Days
Saturday, December 21, 2013
#HotelCalifornia
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Welcome To The Hotel California
You can check out anytime you like
but you can never leave
-Eagles
#HotelCalifornia
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Welcome To The Hotel California
You can check out anytime you like
but you can never leave
-Eagles
Purple Snowflakes #Flickr12Days
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They come from Purple Rain. Ask Prince, he'll tell ya.
View while sticking out your tongue to catch them with.
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Cliche Saturday
HSS
Friday, December 20, 2013
Today's Forcast, Sunny And Cold
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First off, I found it that way. I swear I didn't do it. Totally innocent this time. No, for real, it wasn't me. We decided to check out this place called Pioneer Town and I found it there, just staring at me. Stop looking at me that way, I said I'm innocent.
View with your shades on and a fur coat.
and STOP asking if I ever heard the story about The Boy Who Cried Wolf, dag nab-bit, I didn't do it this time!
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We had rain yesterday and some amazing cloud formations all week. I wake up and see the challenge today and I have nothing but BLUE sky. I happened to come across this guy in a place called Pioneer Town and I'll tell you all about with some of my other shots when I get them up. It was SO COOL!
The Misfit Toys Christmas Office Party #Flickr12Days
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The Island Of Misfit Toys office had their annual Christmas party and as usual, the spiked eggnog flowed like Niagara Falls. Luckily I got this shot off right before Misfit Doll started dancing on the table and Hermey started singing "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred.
View sloshed (please don't view sloshed then send me an email complaining about the mess you made viewing my shot. Also, if you are passed out and drooling, that's slightly too sloshed)
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Theme Of The Week: Holidays
Thursday, December 19, 2013
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer #Flickr12Days
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You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandma we believe.
Fine, you caught me. I blackmailed Santa Claus into running the old broad over. I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus and threatened to tell Mrs Claus if he didn't do it. Don't judge me, the old crazy lady comes over every Christmas Eve with fifty pounds of lipstick on and kisses me on the cheek leaving about twenty-five pounds of it on my face. Do you know how hard it is to get twenty-five pounds of hooker red lipstick off your face? Then, when we sit down for Christmas dinner, the wrinkled old woman farts through the entire meal totally ignoring the fact she is Napalming the entire room. But the Coup De Grace is as we sit around the Christmas Tree drinking Eggnog, Grandpa will lean over and whisper loudly (the battery in his hearing aid has been dead for years) something naughty which causes Grandma to burst out in a cackle sending her teeth flying across the room and into my Eggnog which she fishes out with the hand she just scratched her butt with. So yeah, I made Santa run Grandma over with a Reindeer, what of it!
PS
I originally had Frosty The Snowman taking out Grandma but I had the heat up to 85 degrees (Luc, That's about 500 Celsius) and he never made it out the door. All was still good until Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer drank him
View hiding from Grandma
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Our Daily Challenge: A Christmas Song