Thursday, October 20, 2011
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Indians And Smores
As we travelled down the mighty Mississippi river my stomache growled from lack of food. It had been three days since we ate last. I could feel the mood become restless on the ship as we drifted down stream seemingly on a track going in circles. We took turns scouting the banks for food. One day as I was taking my turn as look out, I spotted some Native Americans on the shores of the flowing river cooking on an open pit. The smoke drifted across the water and met the ship. I inhaled deeply and started salivating instantly. Smores, I yelled! They got Smores! All the passengers ran to the side of the mighty steam ship, salivating. With everyone one on side of the ship salivating, the river rose and the boat tipped and into the dirty duck poop filled river we all went! Amazing how not hungry we all were after that. The indians just smiled and took out their Polaroid cameras and snapped shots of us flailing around.
View on black or no Smores for you
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Bug Catchers
In an effort to go "green", Disneyland has stopped using pesticides. Instead, they employee people to ride on their attractions with their mouths open thus scooping up large amounts of bugs. When the ride is done, they get off, spit the bugs out and an official disney cast member counts the bugs and pays them (not the bugs, the bug catchers).
View on Bugs ... er Black
Sliders Sunday
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Never Give Batman Your Camera
Batman gave me a call the other morning and asked me if I wanted to go to Disneyland. I said sure. We got there and had blast. As we were going through the Submarine line, I tossed my camera at him and yelled, Hey Batman, Take my picture. He turned, saw an object flying at him, yelled POW, ZAP, stuck his foot on my chest and kicked me over the rail into the lagoon. He then snatched my camera out of the air, focused and took this shot. He still can't take a straight shot after all these years.
He then proceeded to pull me out of the Lagoon and helped me hang up my clothes on some wires going across Main Street USA. Everything was fine till the Disney Police showed up and asked if that was my underwear flying half mast above the Guests head. I said no, they said why are you naked, I said I am the Emperor and have new clothes, they said wrong park and threw me out. Thanks Batman.
View on black or Batman will come over and POW, ZAP you
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Johnny Depp's Eye On The Set Of Pirates of the Caribbean Part 89
Production on Pirates of the Caribbean part 89 was shut down today due to an outburst from Johnny Depp's eyeball. It seems his eye is upset about the costume it has to wear. The eye, infamous for being demanding, says the eye patch makes its butt look to big on camera.
View on black to see Johnny Depp's eye's big butt.
Our Daily Challenge: Eyes
Saturday, October 1, 2011
To Die For
I know, it looks like they are laughing but in reality, Pluto just showed up and this was the last shot taken before the made a run for it from the drooling dog. They were last seen speeding through tomorrowland headed towards Star Tours.
View on black. It's spine tingling