With a stretch and a yawn, Jose sits in his perch at the end of a long day at work. With a cigar in one hand and a glass of Tequila in the other, he runs through the song for tomorrows show.
In ... the ... tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki room.
(Disney is magic, whenever a Disney character is photographed smoking or drinking, the drink and cigarette magically dissappear which is why you don't see them in this photo)
View on black. You are looking up at the "end" of a bird and I would suggest wearing goggles, closing your mouth or get out of the way
Our Daily Topic: The End
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
The End Of A Bird Day
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Monday, November 28, 2011
I Am ...
A Figment of your imagination.
View on Black. I may be a figment, but I DID have a big mexican meal
Our Daily Challenge: I am ...
Robot Butler With Tude
I went out and hired me a Robot Butler. He sat on my couch all day eating bon bons and watching Jerry Springer. When I told him the windows were dirty, he replied, I don't do windows. Fine I said, laundry needs to be done. Don't do laundry either he says. Atleast vaccum the carpet. Nope he snaps. Dishes? Nope. Take out the trash? Nope. Pick up? Nope nope nope. What do you do??? I holler. I cleaned out your refrigerator earlier, he says.
He did too. I have no food left.
View on black then come over and clean my house while the robot and I sit on the couch eating bon bons and watch Jerry Springer.
Our Daily Challenge: Begins With R
Sunday, November 27, 2011
What Bridal Gown Would Be Complete Without An Ax
When she says take out the trash, I suggest you take out the trash. Wash her car while your out there too.
View on black or sleep with one eye open
HSS
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Friday, November 25, 2011
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Even If It's For The Birds, I'm Thankful To Have A Place To Live
More people are homeless today then yesterday. When do we get to stop saying that.
Instead of viewing on black, sometime this week do something for someone in need
Our Daily Challenge: I'm Thankful For...
The Nutcracker Has A Bad Day
I took this shot right after I whispered in his here, "are you aware your fly has been open all day?"
View on black. I'd check your fly all day long if you don't
Our Daily Challenge: Multicolor (I think I got most of them in here)
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Sunday, November 20, 2011
Do You Know How Hard It Is To Steal A Towel From This Place?
Packing to go home, I turned to my other half and said, go get me a towel, I want a souvinier. With my spouse sitting on the bulging over packed suitcase I snapped the lock. As we exited the room into the hallway, this spook appeared out of nowhere. Security, it said floating in front of me, give back the towel. I screamed and ran. With the Ghost Security hot on my tail and underwear flying out of my suitcase that broke open, I flew to the elevator. I pushed the down button repeatedly in a panic. The doors closed, the elevator dropped, I screamed and the ghost security appeared again. He grabbed my stolen towel, snapped me in the butt and said, Thank you, hope you had a great stay.
I did.
View on black or get snapped in the butt by a Towel carrying Security Ghost
HSS
Friday, November 18, 2011
The Flying Saucers Are Coming, The Flying Saucers Are Coming!
On a rare trip to Disneyland today (stop rolling your eyes) I saw this UFO come down out of the happiest sky on earth and land smack dab in the middle of Disneyland! (stop rolling your eyes). By the time I got home, Men In Black (actually, they had light blue shirts and dark blue golfing pants on and wing tip shoes) were waiting at my door for me. (stop rolling your eyes). I said, Men In Black, what you want from me?! They said, we would like you to stop going to disneyland everyday and running around tomorrowland waving your hands in the air screaming in that high pitched voice of yours about aliens are coming.
How rude! My voice is NOT high pitched! (stop rolling your eyes)
View on black or I will send the aliens after you.
Our Daily Challenge: Fake
Rudolph's Reindeer Feed May Be Tainted
I can not believe Santa has put a restraining order against me. It's not like I changed Rudolph's feed with Laxatives. Fine, I did. Just don't look up on Christmas Eve. And nobody snitch on me. I am already on the very very very very very very very naughty list
View on black. What's in YOUR food??
Our Daily Topic: Fake
Thursday, November 17, 2011
Dear Mike, See You In Court, Best Wishes
Dear Mike,
Thank you for your letter and sorry for not getting back to you sooner. As you know, I recieve Millions of letters (and I have to say, usually from children) and sometimes it takes a bit to get to them all.
First of all, I would like to say regarding the cookies and milk, I could care less. You bought those at a 99 cent store two years ago and I wouldn't have touched them with a ten foot pool.
Second, it took weeks to get the fly paper off the reindeer and it took most of there hair with it. As far as little Timmy, he didn't hide his candy from you. YOU already stole it and he had none left.
Thirdly, WHO in there right MIND would stoke a fire with GASOLINE! Fortunatlely, I didn't get hurt, UNFORTUNATELY, little Timmy next door is traumatized for life!!! How would you feel if you got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and found a fat, naked, hairless man yelling HO HO HO standing in your living room.
In closing, I filed a restraining order against you and the best I can do for you this year is to tie some underwear to a rock, chuck it through your window and hope it hits you in the head. And if you even come close to me or the reindeer, I WILL see you in court and sue the underwear I just gave you right off your old wrinkly butt!
Best Wishes,
Santa
View on Black or I will write a letter to Santa under YOUR name
Our Daily Topic: Pastel
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
I Don't Care If You Are A Giant Squid!
If you poop on the floor then I'm gonna spray you with the water bottle! Bad Giant Squid, BAD!
And for crying out loud, stop giving me those puppy dog eyes!
View on black to remove the stain
Our Daily Challenge: Liquid
Hide And Go Seek With A Whale
5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Ready or not, here I come! And the first tree I looked behind, I found Monstero and the sore looser jumped out and ate me! And he wonders why he is always picked last for teams.
View on black or be swallowed
Our Daily Topic: Liquid
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Friday, November 11, 2011
Thursday, November 10, 2011
The White Rabbit Has A Moment Of Clarity
Running across the lawn in a panic, the little creature zigged right then zagged left, his little ruffles on his neck bouncing up and down. Skidding to a stop, he took a deep breath and thought to himself, how could I be late again and again. And that was when he had a moment ot clarity.
Looking down upon his stone faced watch, the White Rabbit makes his best "oooohhhhh" face as he comes to the realization there are NO batteries in it.
View on black or I will remove your batteries
Our Daily Topic: Zig Zag
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
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