Sunday, August 4, 2013

Nutcracker Sweet

Nutcracker Sweet by hbmike2000
Nutcracker Sweet, a photo by hbmike2000 on Flickr.

This reminds me of a poem.

There once was girl from Nantucket,
who sat on .... OW!!!

sorry, Yvonne threw a rock at the back of my head and said if I finish that poem she would ... well, lets say it's not pretty.

View with a hardhat on

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Our Daily Challenge: Begins With N

Saturday, August 3, 2013

Hey Mac!

Hey Mac! by hbmike2000
Hey Mac!, a photo by hbmike2000 on Flickr.

Why don't you stop making fish faces at me and throw me some of that food.

View on the grass under a tree, next to a pond, making fish faces at the fishes

How To Do A Good Cannonball

1. Stand on side of pool, the higher, the better. (in my case, the side of the Spa is around three feet above the pool)

2. Wait for an unsuspecting DRY fool to walk close to the edge of pool.

3. Jump, pull legs up to chest, SPLASH!!!!

4. Get out of pool and run. (I know, I don't advocate running around a pool either but you have a better chance of survival than if you stay and hope they don't jump in the water and "accidentally" drown you. Twice, just to make sure)

View in a dry environment ... next to the pool.

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Our Daily Challenge: Pastime
(what? I am a professional cannonballer. They should admit this into the Olympics. I'm starting a petition)

Why Napping Is Bad

Why Napping Is Bad by hbmike2000
Why Napping Is Bad, a photo by hbmike2000 on Flickr.

I've been scooting the fence over just a tad bit every time my neighbor takes a nap. Don't look at me that way, he's the one napping. Besides, I now have twice as much yard.

Cloud Herds

Cloud Herds by hbmike2000
Cloud Herds, a photo by hbmike2000 on Flickr.

Does anyone have a Cloud Herd Dog to move these puppies along?

View in the shadow of a cloud

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Cliche Saturday

Friday, August 2, 2013