Thursday, December 6, 2012

I Found Freakin Frosty

Apparently he has been on the lamb from Santa and is hiding out across the street from my new temporary home. I got it on good authority (Rudolph) that Frosty had an affair with Mrs Santa and that Mr Santa is out to sleigh him.

View on black or I'll chuck ice cubes at you I've been secretly chiseling from his butt.

for Bokeh Thursday

When Lightning Strikes

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Dear Santa, The Restraining Order Has Expired

Dear Santa,

The restraining order you put against me has expired. I would like to extend my apologies and let bygones be bygones. On looking back, I realize that I shouldn't have baked cookies with laxitives for you or left the glass of milk out for a week. I have to admit, I still chuckle a little about the mess you made at Little Timmy's house next door though. And I have removed all sticky tape from the roof so the reindeer are safe and wont have their hair ripped off this year. I also have come to the conclusion that hooking the fireplace up to a flame thrower was just a bad idea all around but in my defense, it was cold.

In conclusion, I forgive you Santa for the rock wrapped in underwear that you chucked at me last Christmas Eve and I expect lots of big things from you this year. And then on the 26th of December you can have Mrs Santa Clause back.

PS
Please don't be late, she eats a lot and it's getting expensive. Plus, she's not really that jolly at all.

View on black or may you cookies be filled with laxitives

for
Cliche Saturday
HCS