Thursday, February 16, 2012
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Don't Sneeze, Don't Sneeze, Don't Sneeze
I slowly walked up to the intimidating Lunar New Year Dragon. I ran all the questions I had to ask through my head, hoping not to forget any. My first assignment as a reporter, it had to be perfect. As I approached it, I realised it had a cold. My feet moved a little slower, my shoulders dropped a little lower as I realized a horrible thought. Gawd, I hope he doesn't sneeze. He'd sizzle whats left of my hair right off my head. My stomach started dancing to Chubby Checkers The Twist as I got closer, the words "Don't Sneeze" crowding out the questions in my head I had for him. Closer. Closer. I was right up to him now. Don't sneeze, don't sneeze, don't sneeze. Looking down at me, he grimaced, head drawing back, mouth opening, I could see the beginnings of a spark. I farted. He sneezed. I screamed. There was an explosion.
View on black or have your hair sizzled off by a fire breathing Lunar New Year Dragon with a cold.
100 Pictures: #42 Hanging
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
The Autopia Incident of 2012
In other news today, Traffic was backed up for miles on the Autopia freeway in downtown tomorrowland. The child driving was found to be over twice the legal limit of juice. Disney Police quickly arrested the six year old and threw him in the dungeon of the Pirates of the Caribbean.
View on black or this will be your future Driving Instructor. (I've seen you drive and yes you do)
100 Pictures: #64 Childhood
Monday, February 13, 2012
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Look! Up In The Sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's ... It's ...
Ok, which one of you wise guys parked my ship at the top of Tarzan's Treehouse?!?!
View on black and I'll buy you a pair of cement shoes
HSS
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Between Fantasy And Future
While walking on the path between the Matterhorn and the Autopia at Disneyland, I happened to look down and found this very cool Anenome flower with a little Daisy lying cupped in it's petals. I don't know if it fell there or if someone put it there, but it looked quite natural and happy
View on black or I'll sock you! (I have to get my manliness back somehow after looking at flowers)
HCS
