This was my view after the wind blew me down on the ground in Fantasyland. I was wearing a poncho and it more or less became a sail. It wasn't too bad until some kid jumped on my stomach and said Look Dad, I'm Aladdin!
Saturday, February 4, 2012
Friday, February 3, 2012
Perfect Pirate Weather
Dark, gloomy and windy. Perfect Pirate weather to hide me booty in. (Treasure, not my rear end)
View on black and I will give you the map to me treasure! Three months worth of deordorant! What? You be on a ship for three months with no running water.
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Thursday, February 2, 2012
Deep In The Jungle Of New Orleans Square
It was supposed to be just a three hour tour but a surprise storm blew us off track. Our tiny raft floated down river for weeks, the water cold, murky and full of duck poo. The only thing to drink was my cola in a large fancy sippy cup that some toots named Mary Ann kept eyeballing. With no modern facilities aboard the tiny raft and nothing to drink but cola, I crossed my legs and nonchalantly did the pee pee dance.
A lonely ray of sunshine splashed upon my face, my eyes following it to the sun. Ten minutes later when I got my vision back, I saw it! A tiny little settlement the natives call New Orleans Square. As the tiny raft ran a ground at the shore I began to hop up and down, legs crossed, saying ohmygawd ohmygawd ohmygawd I have to go, to the large group of people that were between me and the modern facilities I desperately needed. They ignored me and my pleas. I needed to find a way to get past them and quickly.
I threw a quarter down in front of some rich man and when he bent over to pick it up, I kicked him into the river. His wife jumped in after him crying, My money, MY MONEY! Next I lifted my shirt and flashed some Pin Up named Ginger, the scrawny first mate looked instead and I dashed between them. I finally made it to the front, just the large skipper with no name stood between me and relief. I grabbed a hair pin from my pocket that I apparently carry around with me for no reason what so ever and jabbed him in the rear. He flew skyward, I ran forward, he crashed back!
With legs crossed, whinning ohmygawd ohmygawd ohmygawd, I waddled across New Orleans Square to the first modern facilities I could find.
View on black or I will have some dude who thinks he is a professor make a catapult and send you to the moon!
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Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Handle With Care
Why?
Because I'm Fragile dumbass!
View on black or I will come over and sock you right in the nose! (if you are over 5'6" and weigh more than 125 lbs please ignore the last sentence)
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Goofy Parking
Don't DRINK and drive!!!
Goofy came by and picked me up this morning to go to his place at Toontown, Disneyland. As we rounded the corner to his street on two wheels, his head hanging out the window and ears flopping in the wind, he spilled his water in his lap. In a split second, his jaw dropped to the ground, he screamed in a high pitched girly voice and his eyes popped out of his head and blew out the window. Yelling, I'm blind, I'M BLIND!, we crashed into his mailbox. The doors swung open and we both rolled out of the vehicle and across the pavement like to drunk Bozo the Clowns.
and this is why you shouldn't drink and drive.
View on black or I'll have Goofy park your car.
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